Ooh, halloween is coming up and that's my favorite holiday ever!

If I only had my magic, I could make p-p-p-pumpkins for everyone and we could have so much fun!

Of course if I had my magic, all those monsters would be toast and everything would be fine but what can you do?

Ahhh.... is Linda going to sing? I think if there's singing, there should be dancing too! I know all sorts

Johnny, La-... Grace, you two better go too. This place is really short on fun.

It's all a waste of time, really.

So... maybe this place isn't as bad as I originally thought. I mean, I JUST got this mountain of delicious candy~! Don't worry, mother and father always said that good girls share.

I guess Johnny gets a bit of a break for a while too~♥

But I still want my magic back! It's so hard to punish bad, bad men without it. And my special tape is almost gone...


Oh, I wish Big Brother Keith, and Biggest Brother Joachim were here. I need some entertainment. Keith would be so happy to see that mop-headed guy too. They could swap manly war stories and everything. Actually that seems more Joachim's style...

It'd be nice to see Frank, Shania, Mao, Natan, and Riccardo again too. They were so kind helping me out of Roswell. Stupid humans can't tell the differences between vampires and aliens, and Roger's super ship and a spaceship from another planet. GOD that was such a nuissance.


Anyway, does anyone know where this stupid thing is blocking my magic? I want to help out but I can't even turn into a bat. Or any of my super-powerful alter egos for that matter! It's soooooo troublesome, won't anyone help this poor maiden?

Also, I'm getting sick of Johnny having his stupid powers and turning into that dumb Awaker every chance he gets. HMPH.

Gosh, you all are so darn gloomy. Big Brother Keith would probably ask for <i>lessons</i> or something.

Don't you have big hopes? Big dreams? Things you want out of life? Or undeath in some of our cases.


And it's not like anyone here stays dead anyway, so I don't know why you all get so upset when someone kicks the bucket. It's not like death is the end of everything anyway. Our butler just so happens to be a ghoul and he could fill you in on the specifics. Also, he makes the best blueberry muffins ever. Except for Lenny's... his were so yummy~~~

Where was I going with this again?


OH YEAH. Anyway, keep a stiff upper lip Discedo. I can't run around all day spreading cheer and joy, since Johnny is sulking about his sister disappearing.

It's tough when bad things happen to family you know.

OKAY I'm not going to sleep for a week again~ but darn if that catnap didn't do me some good. Have I missed anything? I heard we had ghosts talking~ &hearts;

OH MY GOD.

Now that I have your ATTENTION everyone, Johnny just escaped and he's in a state that makes him a VERY BAD BOY. He's super dangerous as the Awaker, and yeah, for once Killer is absolutely right. DON'T GO NEAR HIM.



ANYWAY. You've all been so kind in helping this poor, lost maiden in her moment of dire need. I promise when I have my magic powers, Magical Hilda will repay you~ &hearts;

Do you hear me scientists? I want my magic powers back. Right now. Or you'll all be due a lot worse than a mere spanking.

Well, I don't have my thorn vines to tie up baddies. Or my laser-shooting sunflowers. Or my cute little jack-o-lanterns of justice.

But I did find this SUPER TAPE that can work well for tying them up and I'll just have to resort to getting my hands dirty or hit them with the Key Hilding until they say 'Uncle'~! ♥

I'm so glad my Super Tape of Love works so well! Johnny was sooooo good to assist me in my little experiment! 

So if I'm going to be here for a while, fear not Discedo, Magical Hilda is here to bring love to the people and punishment to those that would do evil~!

Edit:  ♥ ATTENTION ALL DOCTORS ♥
It has come to my attention that my rival is in need of some medical attention right now. So I'll leave the important medical stuff up to you to ensure that she gets the best care possible. Her name is Linda so don't you dare neglect her or I'll never forgive you.


[ooc: Hilda has obtained duct tape. Be very afraid.]

Previously on Magical Hilda!

Our brave heroine had just defeated those horrible villains with the help of her loyal sidekicks Johnny Garland and Shania. The whole place collapsed but thanks to Hilda's great magic of love they all escaped unharmed!

They went their separate ways, but it wasn't long until the beautiful Hilda missed her friends and traveling in that crazy old coot's nice old man's airship, she would travel around the world for a great reunion!

But now in this exciting episode, the brave and beautiful Magical Hilda finds herself in a strange abandoned city full of devilish demons and ghastly ghouls and her magic no where to be found!

What will become of our heroine? Will she be saved by a handsome prince on a white horse? Will she ever see her sidekicks again? Stay tuned for this exciting installment!

Okay, seriously Roger, what did you do? Where am I? Where are you?

Somebody?

...

Anybody?